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What One does when One doesn't want to do One's work

12:26 PM, Monday, 22 January, 2007

I am Cranky with my work because it sucks, at the moment.

So in the midst of writing Terse Yet Diplomatic emails to the people who didn't do their job, and Blunt Yet Diplomatic emails to the people in charge of the people who didn't do their job, I'm entertaining myself with the newspaper.

Flash Gordon needs to watch out, because whoever shot Dale still has that slingshot, and they might get him too!

Only in PNG could a member of the opposition get a cabinet seat. That's right, the PM gave a cabinet seat to a member of the opposition party. Only in PNG. Ah, Papua New Guinea.

I'm afraid I can't ge my thumbs up to the new Besta tuna. I just can't. I tried, and I can't.

No, I am not in the centre of a vortex of new ideas, change and confusion! I feel a distinct lack of all three! You lie, stars!

Ooh, jobs! To be a driver, One must be 'Of sober habits'. One is not of sober habits. One can't be a driver. Dang.

Goodness. One must be of sober habits to be a Regional Sales Supervisor Retail Division, too. And to be a Branch Manager, but not to be a Member Service Officer. My career opportunities seem to be quite limited in PNG.

Apparently a wedge-shaped coastline indentation is a ria. That's what it said when I did 16-down and 7-down and 17-down. 7-down is assail, but the clue to 35-across is assail! Weird! What is a table-shaped hill? I got calms with drugs very quickly. And how can a popular drink not be vodka? Ok, material for overalls is apparently denim, which makes a table-shaped hill a mesa. Hmmm.

And I'm just not amused by blondie. Boring little twat.

I don't think the paper is really helping.

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