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Monster II: Hero's Revenge
8:28 AM, Friday, 24 November, 2006
The scourge of Port Moresby is no more.
Last night The Hero (aka Nigel) was sleeping quietly, dreaming of mashed potato and planes. Little did The Hero know that there was a vicious monster with an eye for revenge, making its way across his bedroom ceiling...
The Hero was sleeping on his side. We know this because at 1am the monster made its move. Launching itself from the ceiling on a trajectory carefully calculated to both miss the fan and use its wind power at the same time, the monster flew through the air, landing on The Hero's ear with pinpoint accuracy.
The Hero was overcome! Alas! Slowly the monster started burrowing into his ear, intent on sucking out his brain so that he could never mash potatoes, let alone fly, again. The Hero, gasping, woke up only to realise at that moment how close he was to his doom.
Then, in a show of extraordinary strength of both mind and body, The Hero shook his head and the monster fell onto the pillow. Barely alive from the attack and mortally wounded The Hero used his last ounce of strength to lift the pillow, with the monster on it, and smash it pillow and all... against the wall.
Damsel In Distress #2 (aka Kristen), while being impressed that the monster was slain and The Hero had truly earned her heart, was not happy that The Hero's pillow was now covered in monster guts and that they would have to share hers. Nonetheless, The Hero is applauded by all of Port Moresby and we all live happily ever after.
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Comments
You have way too much time on your hands!
Posted by: Yehia | November 24, 2006 9:25 AM
Excuse me, but aren't you the one who said you wouldn't come to PNG until the beast was captured/slain? This is a public service announcement! There is no such thing as too much time for public service announcements! I mean, Really!
Posted by: Carolyn | November 24, 2006 9:34 AM
applauding applauding
kk
Posted by: kk | November 27, 2006 7:08 AM