Some people will just be Tools for Life.
4:41 PM, Friday, 15 February, 2008
In my special Caro-logic way, I have developed a new Theory of Shoes. It goes like this:
i) If one finds shoes on sale, one must buy them.
2) If one finds shoes on sale and buys any number of shoes, the total price being less than or equal to the original price of any one pair of the shoes purchased, one can be said to have only bought one pair of shoes.
c) If one's sale-related shoe purchasing goes above and beyond the original price of a single pair of shoes, one's purchases only equal two pairs of shoes. Really.
d) When the shoe rack gets full, see i).
I will create equations and pie charts to prove this, as my research progresses.
In the meantime, I would like to remind everyone to sponsor me in Febfast, whereby I, guided only by the power of my shoes and my associate addiction to Green & Black's Maya Gold chocolate, AM NOT DRINKING ANY ALCOHOL FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF FEBRUARY. Please sponsor me in this, because for once it's not all about me - it's about the youth with alcohol and substance abuse issues who we're raising the money for. Thanks.
I will leave you with this: For, something about the video here made me find it to be hysterically funny. Maybe because life is too precious, my friend. Maybe because of the hair. Maybe because of the tools...
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Oh, I missed this, I'm sorry. How did it go? And one extra day in February too.
I've been away and then back and then away again. All over the shop and my mind and blogging likewise.
Posted by: Sam, Problemchildbride | March 10, 2008 5:57 PM
Hey you,
Hope all's well widja.
x
Posted by: Sam, Problemchildbride | March 21, 2008 4:08 PM
hey carolyn, will be in Aus very very soon. will let u know in facebook.
Posted by: popol | April 14, 2008 3:45 PM