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Early Onset Dementia
8:11 AM, Monday, 11 February, 2008
This morning I spilt coffee all over my cute little dress. I was already late for work, so I ran into the bedroom and threw on a cute little skirt and cute little top. I had already checked that I was wearing underwear. Easy!
After I got off the tram, as I was working up the street in my cute little skirt and cute little top on my way to work, I was thinking to myself:
"I thought this cute little top had pockets."
"Lucky I remembered to wear undies today! This certainly is quite a short cute little skirt!"
"I could have sworn that this cute little top had pockets!"
"Undies really are good. Freedom of expression aside, they do keep my butt warm on a chilly morning."
"Didn't this cute little top have pockets...?"
...
...
"Oh my god I put my cute little top on backwards!"
Hanging my head in shame, I walked faster. As soon as I got to my building I dashed into the bathrooms and rectified the situation. Oh. My. Gods. I knew I was getting old (only 19 sleeps until 26 years!) but really didn't think I'd be feeling the effects so soon.
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