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Absent Minded
8:37 AM, Wednesday, 30 January, 2008
After I got off the tram this morning, as I was working up the street in my cute little dress on my way to work, I was thinking to myself:
Ooooh, it's a bit chilly this morning!
Oooh, it's a bit chilly! I don't remember putting a g-string on today!
Hmm, I don't remember putting a g-string on this morning! Silly decision, my butt is most definitely chilly.
Damn, I should have put warmer undies on!
I really don't remember putting a g-string on...
...
...
OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO PUT UNDIES ON!!!!
Luckily there are plenty of places during my walk to work between the point of realisation and my office where I could purchase some undies that would both retain my modesty, and keep my butt warm.
That will be all.
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Dressing to Impress:$199.95
Tram Ticket:$1.50
Not wearing knickers:$0.00
Blogging about it?
Priceless.
Posted by: deeleea | January 30, 2008 6:53 PM
At least you realised before you got to work...
Posted by: Susanna | January 31, 2008 7:12 AM
Deelea - Indeed it was priceless. I had to call Yehia when I realised to tell him, and I told the shop assistant where I bought my modesty back!
Sus - I'm not sure what you think I do for work, but I'm not NORMALLY flashing my buttocks at people...
Posted by: Carolyn | January 31, 2008 8:32 AM
There is nothing in this that surprises me. Honestly.
But is it weird that the night before you posted about this, I dreamed about someone not wearing underwear? Perhaps you were telling me in your head ;)
Posted by: Katia | February 1, 2008 7:20 AM
But did it not leave you feeling just a wee bit freer? A tiny bit less constrained?
Embrace your knickerlessness. But if its really cold it's probably best to embrace that knickerlessness with some thermal knickers.
Posted by: Sam, Problemchildbride | February 9, 2008 3:34 PM
Sam, if I'm to be honest I have to admit that this isn't the first time that this has happened. Once I locked myself out of the front of my house, and knowing that the back door was open I had to jump two 6-foot-high fences, in a skirt and no undies, to get in again. I just don't know what's wrong with me! Who forgets to wear undies so often? I mean, really?
Posted by: Carolyn | February 11, 2008 8:30 AM