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What to do when there’s an alleged paedophile in your country*
3:22 PM, Tuesday, 27 February, 2007
The 12-step guide for getting rid of those naughty men whom troublesome neighbours want to extradite*:
1. Pretend he’s not there;
2. Fly him out on a broken air force plane;
3. Pretend you didn’t do it;
4. Get insulted when neighbour says “Oi, don’t do that!”;
5. Get uppity;
6. Create defence-force enquiry;
7. Feel self-righteous;
8. Get cranky when enquiry suggests you did it;
9. Force defence minister to disband enquiry;
10. Fire defence minister for saying you forced him to disband it;
11. Hold a golf tournament;
12. Pretend nothing happened.
*according to the GCSMS
Filed under Crapola, Heeheehee..., So they said...
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Comments
I have only the smidgen of an idea of what this is about but, if golf's involved, I know it can't be good.
Posted by: Problemchildbride | February 27, 2007 4:36 PM
LOL!!
Thats the Chief!
Posted by: rodney | February 28, 2007 12:12 AM
PCB, it's about the Leader of this Lovely Country pretending that he didn't help an alleged paedophile escape to the Solomon Islands last year, and then using his powers inappropriately when he is found out. Ridiculous.
Rodney, how did you guess?
Posted by: Carolyn | February 28, 2007 10:37 AM
Perfect description of the Chief's attitute towards the Moti saga.
(ps. i am from png)
Posted by: rodney | February 28, 2007 4:40 PM
Well, Rodney, I hope you're enrolled to vote!
Posted by: Carolyn | March 1, 2007 10:17 AM