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2:51 PM, Thursday, 15 March, 2007

When I'm not being horrified by ghastly racist expats, I'm talking about sex. To young people, at a university, all the time. For example:

- Student walks into Carolyn's office -

"I'm interested in sex."
"Ok."
"I'm interested in all sorts of sex."
"Great. Use a condom."
"I just want to know: what is anal sex?"
- Carolyn explains -
"Oooh... I like that idea."
"That's fine, just use a condom."
"So you can do it with a man and a meri?"
"Man, meri, either one. Just use a condom."
"I like that idea!"
"Great. Just use a condom, and plenty of lubricant."
"So... How do you find someone to have sex with?"
"Well, it all depends on lots of things, really."
"Do... you like having anal sex?"
"That's not something I talk about with students."
"Oh. Well, if you want to, let me know. Bye!"

- Student leaves Carolyn's office -

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there is just *SO* much one could comment on here that i'm just. going. to. leave. this. one. alone.

i hope my mother would be proud.

Posted by: kyliemac | March 15, 2007 4:52 PM

I hope OUR mother is proud.

Posted by: Katia | March 15, 2007 7:25 PM

I am...

Posted by: Susanna | March 16, 2007 7:51 AM

Finally, I've managed to make my mother proud. And it only took anal sex to do it...

Posted by: Carolyn | March 16, 2007 4:28 PM

Just because I don't shout it from the rooftops, doesn't mean I am not proud. But for the record, I am...and it doesn't need to be a topic like this either.

Posted by: Susanna | March 17, 2007 9:33 AM

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