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I'm Dreadfully Sorry
10:36 AM, Monday, 19 February, 2007
I'm dreadfully sorry about my outburst (still don't like you though, freak).
Here's a lovely happy story to make happy la la la let's pretend Carolyn isn't an angry angry lady:
Once upon a time there was a lovely fluffy bunny called Babbit. Babbit liked eating flowers and clover and playing with his friend, the lovely pretty sparrow Sporrit. Sporrit and Babbit played and laughed and danced for ever and ever and loved each other dearly. They never came across any nasty dreadful stinky freaks, and whenever anyone was unkind they drowned them in a vat of boiling chocolate, because chocolate is funny and everyone likes it. And then everybody would dance and play and laugh and be lovely lovely friends with happy la la tra la la happy endings.
The End.
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Happy la la tra la la happy endings are the very best sort.
Sorry to hear you're having a hard time with someone. Have you thought about hanging them in effigy? That'd be therapeutic maybe, providing you are under no account seen by anybody. People will misunderstand wanting to hang someone in effigy and it can make it hard to get promoted at work.
It sucks being angry. Sorry. Hope it passes soon. But every cloud etc: maybe he/she will spontaneously combust up their own bums.
Posted by: Problemchildbride | February 19, 2007 11:36 AM
PCB, aw thanks. Perhaps an effigy, and maybe one of those little dollies that you stick pins and needles into.
Not right now, though, coz I'm not angry any more, coz I have orange fingernails. I was just having a wee little vent, and I do truly believe that there isn't much that vodka/gin/nailpolish can't fix.
Posted by: Carolyn | February 19, 2007 11:51 AM