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I will not have sex with You.
4:17 PM, Wednesday, 31 January, 2007
I am not here to excite, entice, amuse or seduce you*.
No. No. I'm married. No. I'm sorry, no. I'm not interested. No. Bugger off. No. No. No. NO.
I'm sick of being polite.
The next one of you who tells me you love me, or comments on my breasts, or stares at me, or suggests that I "go with you" will cop a great big FUCK OFF.
I resent the fact that because of you I am now sounding like a precious princess, complaining about all the attention. I'm not dressing provocatively, not that this would excuse your behaviour. I'm not inviting you. Sure I'm talking about sex all the time, but I don't want to do it with you. No, I don't. Not. At. All.
I'm not flattered, or amused, or interested. You insult me by presuming anything other than this the first let alone the second, third and fourth time you hit on me. Stop it now.
*you: those despicable, defective, disgusting males who find amusement in making suggestive advances, gestures, comments and questions at me. The above suggestions of "you" will NEVER be reciprocated: they are crass, derogatory, undignified and unwelcome.
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Comments
you could make your own t-shirt to head 'em off "at the pass"!! i guess the whole "no means no" thing hasn't made it yet to PNG.
p.s. i saw aussie lass's holiday photos and i LOVE your sunglasses.
Posted by: kyliemac | January 31, 2007 6:47 PM
I'm thinking a t-shirt with special nipple-lasers so that anybody who stares at the area gets zapped blind.
Posted by: Carolyn | February 1, 2007 8:37 AM