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I just thought I'd let you know I was Right.
9:33 AM, Wednesday, 25 October, 2006
I don't know why all of these people didn't believe me. I didn't pretend to have the answer, but I knew that the answer they were believing was Wrong.
The most widely spoken language in the world is officially not Urdu.
I Was Right.
If you don't believe me look here. I don't care that the number 1 doesn't really make sense (can you really mix Cantonese and Mandarin and just say Chinese???), the point is that it's not Urdu. Urdu is the 20th most spoken language in the world. Not the first. Or the second, so you can't make random disqualifications (unless you 'conveniently' make 19) and say that it's really Urdu. Coz it's not.
I just thought I'd let you know.
In other news, my jeans are missing. They were hanging on the clothesline, on the balcony. Admittedly our balcony is very high up - on the third floor of a building very high up on the hill. But that's no excuse. They were hanging on the clothesline and now they're gone. Admittedly our balcony is subject to gale-force winds from across the sea at times. But that's no excuse. My jeans seem to have flown off the balcony away to the fairies. Or maybe to somebody else's legs. I'm not really sure which. Either way I'm Most Upset. I liked those jeans. My Favourite Jeans (particularly now that they're lost). Today I am wearing Totally Unsuitable jeans. I think that I might have to go secondhand shopping to find another equally excellent pair, if it's at all possible. That'll learn me for washing my clothes.
What was that? Oh yeah, I was Right. That still doesn't bring my jeans back, though.
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