I'm Dreadfully Sorry
I'm dreadfully sorry about my outburst (still don't like you though, freak).
Here's a lovely happy story to make happy la la la let's pretend Carolyn isn't an angry angry lady:
Once upon a time there was a lovely fluffy bunny called Babbit. Babbit liked eating flowers and clover and playing with his friend, the lovely pretty sparrow Sporrit. Sporrit and Babbit played and laughed and danced for ever and ever and loved each other dearly. They never came across any nasty dreadful stinky freaks, and whenever anyone was unkind they drowned them in a vat of boiling chocolate, because chocolate is funny and everyone likes it. And then everybody would dance and play and laugh and be lovely lovely friends with happy la la tra la la happy endings.
The End.
Filed under Miscellany, So they said...
Forgot This Too
Ok I forgot to mention this too.
I'm halfway through PNG today.
Well, kind of. Not literally, in a way. But really, I am. Halfway as in halfway through my 12-month assignment. As in 6 months today. Halfway. Through. My. Stay. In. PNG.
EEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
So many more things to do! So many more animals to poke! So many more people to play with! So many more crazy things to eat! So many more things to be scared of! So many more t-shirts to see!
Did I mention eek?
EeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filed under Adventures in Deliciousness, Crapola, EEEEeeekk!!!, Exciting Acquisitions, Heeheehee..., Miscellany, So they said..., Super Dooper, T-Shirt Of The Day, WOW, Waiting
Your Neon Lights will Shine
There is a coconutty smell coming in my office window. It smells delicious and summery, and gives the deception that outside my window is something delicious and summery and coconutty. But there are no coconuts, not even a lovely bunch of them. There are only those crazy trees with the crazy roots that grow in a crazy way all over the crazy place. And a young man singing "Crazy for You". True! If only he'd sing Xanadu.
Just because I'm at work, does it mean I have to work?
In other news, I'm moving house at the end of this week. Goodbye to my own bathroom, frangipannis, mango trees, gardenias, Armenian neighbour and dust. Hello giant balcony, POOL, bougainvillea, POOL, gas stove, POOL and POOL.
Why is the best pub in Papua New Guinea at 17-mile? That means it's 17 miles from town. Where I live. And where I'm about to live. 17 miles from the best pub. Not Fair.
And why do I never win at Risk? Is it because I'm too chicken? Or because I develop vendettas and then embark on suicide missions in order to annihilate my nemeses? Or is it because I always demand to be red? But isn't red supposed to go faster?
I feel that tofu is my friend. I believe that it isn't wrong to eat one's friend, when one's friend is delicious and soft and juicy and flavoursome, as my friend tofu is. And tofu doesn't squeal when I stick a knife in it, and I don't have to stick it in the freezer to make it sleep but then one of its legs escapes before it falls asleep so it scratches at the freezer door leaving little footprints in the iceblocks. Tofu makes me happy - just like chocolate soy milk, caramello koalas, doritos which I had on Friday for the first time since we got to PNG because a shipment just came in to the stupormarket, and vodka.
Mmm... tofu + coconut (the real stuff including but not just the smell) = delicious.
Filed under Adventures in Deliciousness, Miscellany
Oops
The replay of Sick No Good is on tonight, Wednesday, at 11pm on the ABC, not last night. Sori tru!!!
The library here at the university made a copy of it, which they will hopefully put onto a DVD. Thus, anybody desparate to see it (especially those in PNG without Hitron) let me know and I'll post you a copy when it becomes available.
Filed under Miscellany
FINALLY!!!!!!!!
THIS is why I am engaged to an IT man.
I NOW HAVE EMAIL ACCESS!!! THANKS YEHIA!!!!
Ok, please be patient people, I will get to you all asap.
WAHOO!!!!!!!!
Filed under Miscellany
Settling In
After a very busy week of insanity, food and househunting, I am finally settling in. I have a super house with a spectacular view over the bay (photos pending) and I've been into my workplace and played around there and met people and generally begun to settle.
Starting this week blog entries and emails should be coming more regularly, as I get access to the internet more frequently than every weekend. Hang in there, contact will be made soon!
Filed under Miscellany
Look at me go!
I'm getting good at this!
Filed under Miscellany