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Wedding Dress Idea #8865: Superhero
10:10 AM, Monday, 2 April, 2007
I'm getting married this year, and I'm going to make my dress...
This Superhero bride has it all: underwear on the outside, thigh-high boots, fantastic hair, underwear on the outside. She can fly, she can fight, and she can throw a bouquet from here to the sun.
Her outfit is, of course, as fantastic as her Superhero feats. Fantastic pink underwear is worn on the outside of her super-fantastic purple lycra jumpsuit, matching perfectly the fantastic purple and pink cape. Her fantastic superhero boots are thigh-high and have superhero stiletto heels with which she can fantastically skewer evil foes. Her fantastic utility belt is made of the finest fantastic lycra, with all of the hooks and wires and zippie things and pokie things and gadgets required of Class-A Superheroes. It's fantastic!
Various Evil Nemeses will need to be vanquished throughout the wedding day, as must be expected. This bride's hair will not be flustered, though, as she kicks and flies her way through them to the glory and gratitude of her lovely groom. There may be times when the groom's own health is endangered, as he is tied to traintracks and/or catapulted to the moon, but this bride will be on the ball and will always save the day. Her Evil Nemeses, in a battle to destroy the world as we know it, will even try to mess up her hair - source of all of her magnificent Super Powers! Just in the nick of time this bride will take her magical mystical hairbrush from her super lycra utility belt and save the day with a well-placed quiff, shouting "Vodka and Canapes for All!"
"Fighting Crime, Trying to Save the World, Here they come Just in Time, The PowerPuff Girls! POWERPUFF!!!"
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Comments
I LOOOOOVE the powerpuff girl inspired theme. You know I do. This has my vote.
Posted by: Katia | April 3, 2007 6:00 AM
Ooooh, I liiike this one! There's no other word for it except - fantastic!
I hope you use your powerful laserbeam vision to wilt the buttonhole flowers of all the relatives you don't really like but your mother made you invite anyway.
Superbride rocks!
Posted by: problemchildbride | April 5, 2007 7:08 AM
Well, as the crazy mother, I certainly don't want to invite any relos you don't want to have, but I do like the concept of all that lycra...
Posted by: Susanna | April 5, 2007 8:43 AM
Maybe it could be a fully lycra-inspired wedding, in which all guests and members of the wedding party MUST wear lycra, only. Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by: Carolyn | April 10, 2007 4:22 PM