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Wedding Dress Idea #2628: Rhinestone Cowgirl
12:50 PM, Wednesday, 2 May, 2007
I'm getting married this year, and I'm going to make my dress...
Riding into the venue on her trusty steed, Sparkles, the Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride twirls her diamond-studded lassoo over her head and shouts a hearty "Yehia!". With a flick of her spurs (heart-shaped with pink rhinestones, of course, and with no hurtie-pointy bits as she's a modern, animal-friendly Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride) Sparkles rears up, silhouetting himself and his beloved Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride perfectly against a dazzling backdrop of the setting sun.
As she rides around and around the venue, whooping and firing her diamond-encrusted pistols into the air (aiming carefully so that she doesn't shoot out the lights and rob the guests of the chance to see her outfit) the Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride's dazzling ensemble can be fully appreciated. Cherry red patent leather cowgirl boots are carefully embroidered, and embellished with lovely starry rhinestones. Her matching cherry red patent leather holster sparkles with more delicious rhinestones, sitting perfectly over her shapely hips and wee little tassled and rhinestone-studded denim hotpants. Her sparkilicious sheriff's badge is pinned sparklingly to her red and white chequered shirt, which is obviously tied up around her midriff. Of course. A delightful red scarf is tied jauntily around her lovely neck. As she turns the back of her white tassled vest can be seen, revealing the most glorious of red rhinestone hearts adorning her back. Holding down her astonishingly bouffant hair is the most extraordinary of ten-gallon hats ever worn by a bride: cherry red, embroidered and rhinestone-encrusted, it shadows her fluttering eyelashes and cherry-red lips.
What is most surprising about the Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride's outfit is that her pink ukulele, strapped securely across her back, does not clash with the copious amounts of cherry red patent leather. This Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride turns out to be a talented one as she lights an impromptu campfire in the middle of the venue with her handy rhinestone-encrusted flint, proceeding to serenade her groom and guests with mournful tunes as they wait for the beans to heat up in their tin. At the end of the evening the Rhinestone Cowgirl Bride and her lovely groom will leap up onto the trusty Sparkles, riding away into the sunset to a life of happiness, rodeos and saloons.
"In my rhinestone-studded suit, And my cowgirl high-heel boots, I must have been a sight for him to see! But he said, "Pull up a chair!" As I fumbled with my hair, A more unlikely pair you’ll never see... - Dolly Parton
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It's the beans in a tin that I'm looking forward to most.
Posted by: Katia | May 2, 2007 5:00 PM
I'm thinking that if you loaded your diamond-encrusted pistol with blanks you wouldn't have to aim so carefully and there'd be less chance of shooting someone important to the ceremony.
I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: Howlin' Hobbit | May 3, 2007 3:18 AM
Looking forward to seeing that!
Posted by: Susanna | May 3, 2007 8:39 AM
Only the best for you, dear sister.
HH - Blanks, that's a good idea. I didn't think of that. Wow. Considering my obvious lack of knowledge of guns, maybe diamond-encrusted water pistols would be a better idea!!!
Posted by: Carolyn | May 3, 2007 10:20 AM
tsk tsk - water pistols filled with vodka, gin or a nice dry white I hope. And thanks - there go my plans for digging out my 1969 hot pants.
Posted by: Sabine | May 3, 2007 10:42 AM
Bedazzling! You'll be the most bejewelled, behatted, berhinestoned bebride this side of Texas!
Dolly rawks!!
Posted by: problemchildbride | May 3, 2007 2:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHA...it gets better and better each time...GAWD you make me laugh...HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Manu | May 3, 2007 10:03 PM
Dolly singing about an unlikely pair?
And beans for the wedding banquet? I was expecting steak and lobster. And a big cake. Lots of cake.
Posted by: joeinvegas | May 4, 2007 1:27 AM
Sabine - there will most certainly be exciting beverages in the diamond studded water pistols. And don't worry, hotpants are welcome!
PCB - I love Dolly with all of my heart.
Manu - Don't worry, you make me laugh too!
Joe - We'll be having steak and lobster and the biggest cake you're ever seen, the mother of all cakes with flowers and sparkles and icing galore! Beans are just the entree.
Posted by: Carolyn | May 4, 2007 10:10 AM
i have a rhinestone t-shirt i shall wear in honour of you tonight - for mairi's bday no less. will be thinking on you.
xx
Posted by: kk | May 4, 2007 12:43 PM