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Wedding Dress Idea #1801: Punk Rocker
11:41 AM, Wednesday, 28 February, 2007
I'm getting married this year, and I'm going to make my dress...
As she leers at her wedding guests with anarchistic bravado, this bride can only be described as a rebel. She tore her dress and her face is a mess; there may be no future, but she'll rebel against even that by getting married anyway.
This bride has attitude. She'll stomp on people's feet as they try to get to the canapes first with her steel-toes combat boots, and she won't hesitate to create sudden musical explosions. Her 42-cm technicolour mohawk is only outshone by the number of safety pins she has stuck through various body parts. This bride dons a leather jacket complete with studs, pins, chains, patches and political slogans over a ripped t-shirt elaborately decorated with a black marker. She has a delightful studded dogcollar around her neck, thick black eyeliner and several tattoos. The Punk Rocker bride defies conventionality and avoids predictability by teaming her tutu and fishnets with rubber shorts and a large padlock pendant.
She has no tolerance for establishment and no patience for the mainstream. Ostentatious or ladylike guests will be spurned by this bride, as will most others. Surly poses will be perfected for the photographer's benefit, as will offensive hand-gestures. Guests must be careful, as this bride will certainly be seen and heard.
Punk aint no religious cult, Punk means thinking for yourself. You aint hardcore cos you spike your hair, When a jock still lives inside your head. - Dead Kennedys, Nazi Punks F**k Off
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Comments
It bothers me tremendously that I DREAMED of this last night. I dreamed of you with a thousand safety pins poked in various places and a striking ensemble of ripped fabric, and when I said "oh you decided to go with the punk rocker theme?" you stomped your boot-clad foot and yelled, "no!"
Posted by: Katia | March 2, 2007 5:11 PM
Don't worry sister dear, many people dream of me every night. And what else did you expect me to do/say? I mean, really!!!
Posted by: Carolyn | March 5, 2007 9:09 AM