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Monster
8:33 AM, Thursday, 23 November, 2006
It was going to eat me.
Going for the jugular first, like a tiger (picture hands doing claw-like gestures)...
At the very least it was going to nibble off my pinkie toe in my sleep.
It was in my bedroom, you see, above the window. I had to wake up Nigel and Kristen to come and help me fend off the dastardly beast. It was after my virtue, I tells ya. Also my deliciousness (although I wasn't covered in mango). Nigel acted The Hero, minus shining armour. The monster ran away somewhere - The Hero wasn't fast enough. Obviously needed a steed. We must give credit to Nigel, though, because he was Very Brave, and us Damsels In Distress felt most protected.
"EeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeEEEEEeeekkkkkkKKkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I slept with the broom very close by, just in case...
Filed under EEEEeeekk!!!
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I'm not going to PNG until you can confirm capture/slaying of above mentioned beast.
Posted by: Yehia | November 23, 2006 9:41 AM
Eeeew.....!!!!
Posted by: Susanna | November 23, 2006 1:18 PM
Yay for linking to the Amnesty campaign!! Carolyn is fantabulous!! (Can you tell I'm interning at Amnesty at the moment...)
Posted by: tori | November 23, 2006 8:47 PM
PS. Bugs = yucky.
Posted by: Tori | November 23, 2006 8:47 PM
That's it! That's him! It's the beast from helllllllllll...
Posted by: Hennie | December 3, 2006 6:54 PM
Indeed, a scarier Monster there never was.
Posted by: Carolyn | December 5, 2006 9:18 AM
Bonjour! What a super websight! Very refreshing to peruse from where we live in Paris (France). I eat frogs and drink wine. Woold like more informatons on this. Best regards! Mikael.
Posted by: Mikael | January 27, 2007 6:11 PM