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Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you...
11:59 AM, Friday, 20 April, 2007
Apparently lots of people from a certain government aid agency and from a certain government foreign affairs agency have been looking at the adventures of this pink ukulele player A LOT over the last couple of weeks.
As I sit with my tinfoil helmet tied tightly to my head, I can only surmise that one of the following is the reason:
a) They are about to invite me to play David Bowie covers on my pink ukulele at Important Governmental Functions, involving Nametags and Men With Earpieces.
b) They are in awe of my Pinkness, and are about to kidnap me to undertake Secret Government Experiments to extract said Pinkness to create a new, undefeatable "SuperPink" soldier.
c) They want to come to Yehia and my wedding, and are checking this place out so that they can bring the bestest gift ever.
d) They have realised that I am somewhat magnificent, and have shortlisted me for the Inaugural Biannual Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Pursuit of Somewhat Magnificence.
e) They want me to make Roller Skating Disco Queen Bride outfits for ALL of them, so that they can all be Roller Skating Disco Queen Brides. Sorry guys, there can only be ONE Roller Skating Disco Queen Bride, and I WILL beat you all in the dance-off!
f) They have a cunning plan...
g) Something else that I can't think up. EEEeeeEEekkKkk!!!
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Hmmm...scary. Remain calm. Be alert, not alarmed. Let's hope they just go away.
Posted by: Tori | April 21, 2007 5:51 PM
They must have discovered you're a spy. To be honest though, it was kind of obvious to me but I didn't like to say anything. I think, for me, it was all the different bride personas you could slip on and off so easily. That screams espionage that does. And you were abroad for an extended period too. Case closed.
Tell me, what were the Norwegians paying you to make you turn on your own like this?
Posted by: problemchildbride | April 23, 2007 2:56 PM
TORI TORI!!!! Yes, I am alerted. But these boys never go away, I'm sure you're familiar with an 11 YEAR TERM IN GOVERNMENT!!!!
The Norwegians gave me a good price for the kidney, dengue fever and all - how could I resist? It's providing the 19th ice sculpture for the wedding. Because we're worth it.
Posted by: Carolyn | April 24, 2007 11:06 PM