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How (not) to pick up in Port Moresby

10:44 AM, Wednesday, 1 November, 2006

One is subject to many interesting pick-up lines as a pink ukulele playing volunteer in Port Moresby. Here are some of the gems:

"I'm 23. You're 24. Will you be my friend... my special friend?"

"I'm very interested in using condoms. With you."

"I will take you to Chimbu."

"Wanna see my village?"

"Hey baby, nice specs! How do you feel about a bit of black dick inside you?"

"Oooh yeah!"

"May I bring you a bilum?"

"Don't you want to go out on a boat today?"

"Ooh you're so pretty... Pretty in that meri blouse... Oooh..."

"You talk about sex, right? So... you know how to do it?"

Suffice to say that none of the gentlemen(?) using the above lines have got lucky wtih me. Surprised?

Filed under EEEEeeekk!!!, Heeheehee..., So they said...

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