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You make me Sick
9:32 AM, Monday, 19 February, 2007
Dear Butthead/s,
You are a freak. I don’t like you. I used to, but I don’t any more. I regret ever having taken the time to say hello to you, let alone interacting further.
You are hypocritical and selfish. You suck, hard. The sight of you makes me want to vomit and I do everything I can to avoid your presence. Your face makes me cringe and when you speak it’s like fingernails down a blackboard mixed with sharpening knives mixed with little puppies being strangled. Everything about you is inconsequential, boring and stupid.
Unfortunately I need to vent through this medium, because I still need to see you a fair bit and I don’t want to be nasty to your face, coz that isn’t nice (maybe that makes me a hypocrite too but shutup fingernail/knives/puppies freak). I just want to say publicly, though, that pretty soon I will never have anything to do with you ever again, no matter what. I would rather have donovanosis than continue this relationship.
At the moment I’m a bit compromised by circumstance. I don’t like it, but I’m living with it. You’re not worth putting any more effort into this, so I’m going to conclude by saying: You’re a buttmunching pissturd with no brains and I don’t like you and you stink like rotten fishguts that have been barfed up by a dying goat with syphilis.
Regards,
Carolyn
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Was it something I said?
Posted by: Problemchildbride | February 19, 2007 11:22 AM
I got your back.
Posted by: kk | February 19, 2007 11:24 AM
PCB: Oh no, not you, you silly duffa! You are nice and I'm sure you smell like roses and lollies, and this is about someone VERY nasty and VERY bad-stinky. You can play with Sporrit and Babbit, and leave the vomitting to me and the syphilitic goat.
kk: Teehee! Thanks darling, might have to call you on that one some time... I love you lots and lots and lots and I'm so happy you understand it all. MWAH!!!
Posted by: Carolyn | February 19, 2007 11:38 AM
I feel sickly too. VOMIT yuck yuck.
But only fleetingly these days. Little yay.
Posted by: kk | February 21, 2007 5:36 PM
Oh yes, only vomitty liklik tasol now. Still vomitty nonetheless.
Posted by: Carolyn | February 22, 2007 8:34 AM