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Disappointment

11:06 AM, Wednesday, 10 May, 2006

I am quite disappointed to say that I have not yet encountered, been bitten by, or eaten any crazy animals.

Apparently they are all hiding in the jungle, away from the cooking pot. Why do they do this? So I can't eat them. It's a bit of a dilemma, though, because I don't want to eat anything that's endangered, and I think that most of them are endangered. So I wouldn't necessarily eat them, I'd just take a look at them and maybe poke them. There are just so many crazy animals here that I could see, and possibly poke if they will let me. They should know that I won't eat them if they're endangered, and I will ask permission before I poke them, but they still hide from me.

So I will leave them alone. Maybe that's for the best, because seeing them would probably require me to put on my Sporty Spice shoes, and then trek into the jungle, and get malaria, and die.

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I have to say that I am also disappointed that you have not yet encountered, been bitten by, or eaten any crazy animals. You should sport at least a couple of battle scars. Even I have a scar where I got bitten by a tick here.

Posted by: Katia [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 10, 2006 8:28 PM

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